boyexemplified:

aliens don’t wanna hang out with us because we’re embarrassing and also still capitalist

railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity
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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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theonion:

Man Kicking Self For Wasting Valuable Plate Space At Beginning Of Buffet Line

uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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statecapitalist:

jethroq:

this piece of shit costs 41 euros
I must have it

link it immediately i need it

statecapitalist:

jethroq:

this piece of shit costs 41 euros

I must have it

link it immediately i need it

urserlicious:

OH NOOOOOOOOOO